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The Bbar is (http://www.bbarlondon.com/) not very South African. It’s a little South African. It’s more South African than me, but not by much. It’s a little more South African than Patsy Kensit in Lethal Weapon 2. It doesn’t claim to be very South African, which is lucky because it’s not. If there were South African […]

The Maple Leaf

It would be very easy to slate The Maple Leaf (http://www.themapleleaflondon.co.uk/) for serving average bar fare in somewhat artifical surroundings whilst having to endure the overbearing volume of the football commentary. I did that, but lost the text when Sandra, 19 from Croydon, emailed me saying she urgently needed me to take her virginity. I’m […]


I took a break from writing my latest Twilight fan fiction (Jacob and Edward hook up. Wait till you read who’s tops – you’ll be pleasañtly surprised) to visit Dehesa (http://www.dehesa.co.uk/). Full disclosure: My sister’s portion of mancake (must she refer to him like this?) is professionally linked to Dehesa. Also, I killed a drifter. […]