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We’re Guaning Bana(nas). I’m tired OK

Curse you The Carribbean. Not only am I not there, sunning myself on a sun-kissed beach sipping on a cocktail with scantily clad maidens Mrs Del Monte hurrying to fulfil my every sordid whim but there are so many tossing islands with populations of 8 but somehow they managed to hoodwink the UN into making […]


There are approximately 1,000,000 islands in the Caribbean (fact) all of which are distinct nations and so it’s going to be a real pain in the gland to try to find a restaurant for each one in London. Nearly all Caribbean restaurants are listed as Caribbean, not any specific country. Plus, there are strong similarities […]