Tag Archives: ham

Say it loud: I’m back and I’m proud!

You think you know who your friends are. You lavish them with your wisdom, witticisms and aesthetic qualities (everyone knows I’m a stone cold milf*) and how do they pay you back? They slack off. Well, I’ll remember this Knockers. I have to travel for a few days and what do you do? You don’t […]

Date Night

Like the Italians, Friday night is date night with the wife, Saturday night is date night with the girlfriend. If by girlfriend you mean Xbox whilst Mrs Del Monte continues her charity work with the Harlequins 1st XV – poor thing, she’ll burn herself out! We recreated our first date with a trip to the […]

Mad(rid) and Englishman

As well as being a snooty food critic (with well over 10, count them, 10 restaurants under my belt) and being a tower of attraction to all women, I am a professional person replete with duties and concerns. These took me to Madrid this past week which while powerfully interesting to you was another notch […]

Le Vacherin

Having endured an abstemious start to the year, after what was admittedly something of an old-fashioned blow-out over Xmas, I’ve fallen into my old, self-indulgent ways. Yesterday I feasted at The Belvedere, today it was Le Vacherin (http://www.levacherin.com/). It was honkingly good eating. I’ve been to Le Vach (as I like to call it) a […]