Tag Archives: aubergine

Sami’s

In restaurants where you are served chicken wings there should be an emergency button or protocol in place whereby you can alert staff to a Broken Arrow situation and the staff trigger a balloon drop of 1,000 napkins. Also places that serve lobster or gambas. Anyone who has witnessed Mrs Del Monte chow down on […]

Azerbaijan Restaurant

Really pushing the boat out thəre with the name thəre aren’t you? I’d go with Baku to the Foodture / The Empire Serves Baku. Thəse blogs, they write themsəlves! Azerbaijan Restaurant (http://www.azerbaijanrestaurant.co.uk) has rəcently opened up in Hammersmith. It says that it sərves Azeri/Persian food, but on closer analysis only the first 10 items (of […]

Rasa Penang

Myself Mrs Del Monte, Horse, Filly and Cuy Chactado and Welshman went to the largely unremarkable Rasa Penang (http://www.rasapenang.co.uk/) for supper so I could tick off Malaysia from my list. As it turns out, it serves a hodge-podge of Asian cuisines, but the hugely tolerant waiter directed me to the Malaysian Beef Rendang. This was […]

Gilak

People often ask me “Charlie…” before I smack them in the mouth with the fat end of a pool cue then loom over their prone, cowering body and say “That’s Mr Del Monte to you.” Often what follows is muffled through broken teeth but I make out “Where did you eat last night?” To be […]