Category Germany

Zeitgeist

As I’ve made mention of before, Germany is ace and every true Britisher should know we can learn a lot from zee Germans. Their beer is clean-filtered and refreshing, they know their way around a sausage, and before the internet their porn was the most avant garde. Possibly the latter two attributes are related. There […]

Umlouts

The more astute among you (and therefore more sexually attractive) will have divined that your virile correspondant is on the cusp of marital coupling to the future Mrs Del Monte. She has indeed rendered all other females obselete, so bad luck ladies. Stand aside Nicki Minja. Back off Nicole from the 90’s Renault adverts. Get […]