Screw You Google. Screw You.

So the Express News did me the great honour of featuring me in their publication:

But I don’t speak French or whatever so got Google to translate it for me. And look what Google did to me:


Which is so not true. Look at my luxurious beard, my manly stance and full, round pectorals. If the jeans weren’t there you’d also see my huge, pendulous balls too. Plus, Dr Lebowitz told my mum specifically to raise as a male. So you know. Check mate.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: