So the Express News did me the great honour of featuring me in their publication:
But I don’t speak French or whatever so got Google to translate it for me. And look what Google did to me:
Which is so not true. Look at my luxurious beard, my manly stance and full, round pectorals. If the jeans weren’t there you’d also see my huge, pendulous balls too. Plus, Dr Lebowitz told my mum specifically to raise as a male. So you know. Check mate.