Why do I keep doing this to you? More importantly, why do you keep on coming back for more. You need to take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror and if you’re above  a C-cup send me a selfie (email address: nigel.farage@europarl.europa.eu). I’m off to the middle east for a while so shall be quiet and you’ll be without anything to entertain or titillate. You should amuse yourselves by rereading all of my posts and youtubing your outrageously funny reactions.

Like a CIA Tier 1 asset, Del Monte will blend in.