Why do I keep doing this to you? More importantly, why do you keep on coming back for more. You need to take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror and if you’re above a C-cup send me a selfie (email address: email@example.com). I’m off to the middle east for a while so shall be quiet and you’ll be without anything to entertain or titillate. You should amuse yourselves by rereading all of my posts and youtubing your outrageously funny reactions.