Sick Note

Treat ’em mean keep ’em keen is my motto. Apart from that one time when I got married after a campaign of begging and prostration. But you guys I like to tease. I know you’ve been hankering for your portion of Del Monte and like the arch tease I am, I’ve kept you aquiver with anticipation for my next instalment. However, I’ve not been well and while this doesn’t keep me from posting it does keep me from restaurants.

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OK, it’s not quite as pictured, I’ve got a dicky back I’m afraid. And I’m away for three weeks from next Friday so you’ll be aching for a dose of Del Monte by the time I’m back. I’m aiming to keep you satisfied in my absence, but you’ll just have to wait and see. See what I did there? More teasing. You can hardly bear it any more.

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