Treat ’em mean keep ’em keen is my motto. Apart from that one time when I got married after a campaign of begging and prostration. But you guys I like to tease. I know you’ve been hankering for your portion of Del Monte and like the arch tease I am, I’ve kept you aquiver with anticipation for my next instalment. However, I’ve not been well and while this doesn’t keep me from posting it does keep me from restaurants.
OK, it’s not quite as pictured, I’ve got a dicky back I’m afraid. And I’m away for three weeks from next Friday so you’ll be aching for a dose of Del Monte by the time I’m back. I’m aiming to keep you satisfied in my absence, but you’ll just have to wait and see. See what I did there? More teasing. You can hardly bear it any more.
