Here’s something that keeps happening to me when I check out a restaurant for the quest: The restaurant is empty. I can be a pretty scathing reviewer and restaurateurs rightly tremble at my approach, but now I think it’s because I personify the death knell for their business. Look at the number of places I go to which are completely empty. I feel like it’s kind of my fault.
Ali Baba and the forty absent customers
Dearth (of customers) Vardar
Gilaking in diners
Mimino miminising covers
Sidra insert pun here
Port of Manila – no one docking here.
Thai Rice crickets chirp
Phoking empty
Tito’s Peruvian Restaurant wilderness
